Walmart

So since my husband was out of town last night, I felt like a trip to Walmart was necessary! I love going to Walmart to just walk around, watch the people, and check out the housewares. Last night, as I casually strolled alone some isles, I found one isle that had a lone Walmart employee pretending to work. I approched quietly, apparently too quietly because at the same time I walked behind the woman she farted as she bent over. I giggled as I walked behind her, and I quickly scooted off that isle and on to the next.
God bless Walmart and their flatulating employees!